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Fore-Play

Two sexy girls were playing golf. One of them hit the golf ball in one man in-between legs and he fell down groaning. She came down to him and started to massage his dick because she is physiotherapist but pain wasn’t really there.

The film buff

“Foreign film festival” or “Porn film festival”? Very tricky way how to make your husband come with you everywhere you want. Just say those magic words because man hears only things he wants to hear and he will be yours.

Slick Trick

Magicians can make cards disappear and to appear. They can make this trick with everything. If he pays you $100 to touch your sexy wife’s boobs then don’t trust him because not only cards can disappear but money also.

Salesman

Stupid sexy blonde girl went to the sex boutique to buy a dildo. Salesman offered her a large assortment of dildos from the smallest ones to the biggest. But she decided to pay $100 for thermos bottle.

Coyote Pretty

Sexy blonde girl was driving through the town and she noticed a man fucking coyote. She decided to write a report on the man she saw. But when she came to sheriff she was shocked about the rules in this town.

Lip service

Every man in the world have dreamed about hospital like this. All you have to do is to say to doctor that you have disease on your dick or balls. When you will get to this hospital you will get lip service from hot girl.

Skin doctor

If your pussy lips are too big then you should visit the best skin doctor ever. He will definitely solve your problem and you won’t have to be embarrassed about it in future. He will help not only you with this operation but also one man who don’t have ears.

The arttest

Before you assign to draw painting in your library make sure that painter has got your idea right not word for word. Otherwise you will be surprised when on your library wall will be many naked Indians fucking with hot ladies and in the middle of painting big shit.

Pen-Grin

Penguin was driving a car and after a while it stopped working. He gave his car to repair shop and while they were checking and looking for a problem he went to buy an ice cream. When he came back his mouth was smeary with ice cream and repairer understood him wrong.

Voodoo Penis

Be careful with voodoo penis! Man who bought voodoo penis was stopped by the policeman on his way home and the policeman was wondering what is woodoo penis. He said the wrong words and voodoo penis started to work.

Checked Out

Do you know your size of condoms? It’s better to be unaware. Just go to the shop where one sexy girl is working and ask her condoms. She will know your size after checking your dick.

The Victim

Man got robbed, beated and tied to the tree naked. He was very glad to see a policeman driving by. But he rapidly changed his mind because when a policeman noticed his naked back he decided not to help him but use this situation.

Overdrive

You won’t get far in a stolen car especially if your passengers are not enough patient and stupid. Hot and sexy lady sitting next to you won’t help you either.

Eatin Out

Hot girl choked with food that she was eating in the restaurant. She was hoping for help but men who were sitting near to her understood her the wrong way. One of them started to lick her pussy.

The Irate Pirate

The irate pirate wants to have sexy babes every morning but to become absolute pirate he had to buy a parrot. But he was mistaken about that parrot, he doesn’t speak things that you want to hear.

Ripe form pickin

Do you want to know some sexy secrets how to make your cucumbers grow faster and bigger? Then watch how this sexy chick masturbates in front of tomatoes and find out why.

Gettin pumped

Very effective programme to lose weight for fat men. First session – if you catch sexy girl with big tits then you will have to screw her. On a second day session you will need to run very quickly. Because if you will be catched you will be screwed by ...