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Close shave

If you can’t open your cunt as wide as your mouth then there is no point to ask your man to shave your pussy. He will ask your pussy to say: “oo...”

Shurlick Holmes - the sore whore

If you feel pain all over your body in every place you touch yourself then you should visit horny Shurlik Holmes. He will definitely find out what has happened to you after researching your naked body.

Deja Goo

Sometimes men in strip clubs should think about where they are sitting and what kind of men are sitting behind them while watching stripper dancing. Otherwise you may go home smeary by another wrought-up man.

Crank Case

Maternity hospital! :) Old man has very young wife. Nurse asks: "how do you do it?", man says: "you got to keep the old engin runnin'!". After nine months same situation. In 4th accouchement borns black-skined child and nurse says: "You better change the oil - this one is black!" :D

To the Point

Aborigine’s allows white people to choose the way they want to die so they can make canoes from their skins. But the last victim chooses a fork to kill himself and screws up their plans about new canoe.

Wasted wish

If you want all women in the world to find you irresistible, then don’t forget to add one word – sexy women. Because genie from the bottle will realize it word for word.

Bitch

Never try to demand a divorce and to say everything you think about your husband when you are in car with him, especially when he is at the wheel.

Sharkbait

How do you think – will shark eat the whole women? No! it will spit out her ass hole. Want to know why? Then watch this.

Ladies of the night

Vampire sexy girls are having oral sex on the street at night. But there’s one witness. You shouldn’t think that you would love to be in his place.

Burned again

It’s better to go to heaven not to hell. But if you get in hell don’t let your eyes to cheat you that sexy girl will do blowjob for you. You will be in her place.

Bank deposit

Sexy bank girl don’t know the difference between bank robbery and office party. When a robber comes to bank to take money she opens her legs...

Good Vibrations

If you don’t want those good vibrations to stop then you should think about good batteries. Very sexy commercial. Maybe it could be a good idea for you own future commercial.

Farm Tools

Sexy farm girl will show for girls how to use orgasm pills. But men from farm will show you how to use bottle of milk as a dick enlarger.

Toaster Girl

This girl wants not only to have a refund for a bad toaster but also asks to grab her tits. She likes her tits to be squeezed when gets fucked.

Opportunity knockers

Are you wily enough to have sex with two teenage girls together? Do you want to know how to get their fathers permission? Then watch this.

Got Milk!

Are you sure you just milked a cow? Before you try this milk just make sure it was really cow and not the bull. Watch this video and learn from other’s mistakes.

Fingered

New way how to combine enjoyable with necessary. When you feel sick and need to throw up just ask someone to put finger in your ass.

Space Shot

That man only thinks that he is getting the first blowjob in space but he just don’t know what has happed in early 60’s in space. Watch this animation to know it.

Wangs wedding

Chinese girl wants to try number 69 and it’s like women flying upside down in airplane. It’s a hairy crack-up. How often You have been misunderstood?

Old Dude Ranch

A 96 years old man wants to have some hot pussy. He went to slut house in his rancho called “The ponytail ranch”. Just watch another funny story :)