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Gettin Hitched

Boy finds sexy virgin and takes her to his father to evaluate her. But his father seems to be negative to her and refuses her. But he can’t take his eyes of her big and sexy boobs.

Redhead wanted to see her granny but her mother told her:”You stupid bitch! Bad wolf will put off your little red dress, little red panties and fuck you!” But she didn’t listen and anyway went out of home. Watch what happened next.

Thoughtful

Joke about blonde sexy girls. She is trying to find a card but she can’t choose the right one. When salesman comes to help her you can listen to very funny conversation and laugh about her stupidity.

Fuck her gently

Very nice and instructive song how to behave yourself with women. You don’t have to fuck her hard always. Sometimes she need more than just rude and hot fuck. Two little angels will tell you some tricks how to get better and not to lose your girlfriend.

The Drunk

Drunk man is trying to tangle with one man in restaurant. He offends his mother saying that he fucked her hardly, and when he put his dick in her ass she was screaming like a pig. But everything that that boy answers is:”Go home dad! You are drunk enough!”

Gone fishing

Do you like fishing? Or maybe you will like it better if your take will be a sexy mermaid with big breasts? Watch this video and learn what you have to use as bait for having takes like this.

Pilot Error

Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.

Trailer trashed

Man gets up early to go to his lovers trailer to make a surprise because he is in love. When he gets there he sees his lover cheating him. He is so shocked but who is his lover? Man or woman?

Extra booty call Ep.1

Jake is introducing himself by singing rap song . What girls want? And what girls need? Jake knows it ;)

Betrayed

Man came home and cought his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. He said to his wife:”Get the hell out of here!” But what he said to his best friend? He said:”Bad dog! Bad dog!”

Voodoo Dick

If you are scared that your wife will cheat on you while you will be gone on business trip you should buy a voodoo dick. All you have to say:”voodoo dick, my pussy!” But you should be careful what you say.

Sex-Amination

Sexy girl came to doctor. He said to her to dress out but she was too embarrassed to do it in front of him and he offered her to turn the light off. When she was naked she asked him where to put her clothes and she got very interesting answer.

Leave it to Bush

George Bush is drawing a rabbit. George Busey came to visit him with two ferrets. Two little ferret donates $38000 to George Bush. He feels so grateful about it and offers them to have sex.

Oh NO !

Invite sexy girl into your house and start kissing with her, make sure that she is really a girl. Sometimes our look can feint us. Otherwise you will have a very bad surprise when not only your dick will wake up.

Dear penis

Dear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. These are just a little part of lyrics from this fantastic song by Rodney Carrington. Sing along with Rodney!

New Tattoo

You should never complain to you girlfriend that there’s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.

X-ray ted

Man has bought glasses with which he can see through the closes. He was so happy and on his way home was watching on so many sexy ladies. When he got home he saw his wife and his best friends in bed naked but when he put them off they still were naked.