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Salesman

Stupid sexy blonde girl went to the sex boutique to buy a dildo. Salesman offered her a large assortment of dildos from the smallest ones to the biggest. But she decided to pay $100 for thermos bottle.

Fake sizes

Sometimes visual look can feint us. You shouldn’t always believe that breasts you see are really big because you didn’t see what is under clothes. Watch and laugh about what men and women can use to have bigger sizes in their intimate zones.

Coyote Pretty

Sexy blonde girl was driving through the town and she noticed a man fucking coyote. She decided to write a report on the man she saw. But when she came to sheriff she was shocked about the rules in this town.

Lip service

Every man in the world have dreamed about hospital like this. All you have to do is to say to doctor that you have disease on your dick or balls. When you will get to this hospital you will get lip service from hot girl.

Skin doctor

If your pussy lips are too big then you should visit the best skin doctor ever. He will definitely solve your problem and you won’t have to be embarrassed about it in future. He will help not only you with this operation but also one man who don’t have ears.

The arttest

Before you assign to draw painting in your library make sure that painter has got your idea right not word for word. Otherwise you will be surprised when on your library wall will be many naked Indians fucking with hot ladies and in the middle of painting big shit.

Your name

Write your name in empty space and you will see how a man is masturbating on your photo. The best thing is in the end when he notices you watching him.

Pen-Grin

Penguin was driving a car and after a while it stopped working. He gave his car to repair shop and while they were checking and looking for a problem he went to buy an ice cream. When he came back his mouth was smeary with ice cream and repairer understood him wrong.

Spread some love

Help spread some love this Valentine’s day. Click on the characters to shoot them with Cupid’s arrow. Move your mouse to the left or to the right and choose people or animal to shoot.

Voodoo Penis

Be careful with voodoo penis! Man who bought voodoo penis was stopped by the policeman on his way home and the policeman was wondering what is woodoo penis. He said the wrong words and voodoo penis started to work.

Personal trainer

Very helpful training program for fat men who want to lost their weight. When he comes to special closed room he has to catch his sexy naked personal trainer and he will be able to fuck her but next time when he comes there will be another better surprise.

Checked Out

Do you know your size of condoms? It’s better to be unaware. Just go to the shop where one sexy girl is working and ask her condoms. She will know your size after checking your dick.

Sexy dance

Everyone has seen a pretty women from behind. With ass so perfect that it's impossible to believe that shit comes out of it. Well, and everyone has been disappointed after the moment when girl turns around. But there's things are much worse. Watch!

Perverted boy 1

Little perverted boy is watching people who lives in house that is in front of his window. Suddenly he notices sexy naked woman but she is with her naked boyfriend. Her boyfriend notices perverted boy and he gets in nice trouble...

The Victim

Man got robbed, beated and tied to the tree naked. He was very glad to see a policeman driving by. But he rapidly changed his mind because when a policeman noticed his naked back he decided not to help him but use this situation.

Overdrive

You won’t get far in a stolen car especially if your passengers are not enough patient and stupid. Hot and sexy lady sitting next to you won’t help you either.

Eatin Out

Hot girl choked with food that she was eating in the restaurant. She was hoping for help but men who were sitting near to her understood her the wrong way. One of them started to lick her pussy.

Big Gay Bubba - Make you my bitch

A big fat black dude who will make you his bitch in prison. If big gay bubba is your cell mate then prepare to have a sore asshole for a week!

The Irate Pirate

The irate pirate wants to have sexy babes every morning but to become absolute pirate he had to buy a parrot. But he was mistaken about that parrot, he doesn’t speak things that you want to hear.

Ripe form pickin

Do you want to know some sexy secrets how to make your cucumbers grow faster and bigger? Then watch how this sexy chick masturbates in front of tomatoes and find out why.