Jokes

Deja Goo

Sometimes men in strip clubs should think about where they are sitting and what kind of men are sitting behind them while watching stripper dancing. Otherwise you may go home smeary by another wrought-up man.

Chinese tradition

Very old Chinese tradition. That woman will be very lucky having sex with Chinese because he never gets tired. But there is one little secret under his bed.

Dirty Penny

Sexy schoolgirl is going home from school and suddenly it starts to rain strongly. One car stops and man inside it offers her to take a ride home. She agrees and he starts to do weird thing with her...

Crank Case

Maternity hospital! :) Old man has very young wife. Nurse asks: "how do you do it?", man says: "you got to keep the old engin runnin'!". After nine months same situation. In 4th accouchement borns black-skined child and nurse says: "You better change the oil - this one is black!" :D

To the Point

Aborigine’s allows white people to choose the way they want to die so they can make canoes from their skins. But the last victim chooses a fork to kill himself and screws up their plans about new canoe.

Gypsy glases

Gypsy Pedro can offer you to buy very special glasses. You should definitely buy them and you will be able to see what is under clothes. But you should never watch on gypsy’s balls.

As Bigger As Dumber

Family went to nudist beach. Mother is enjoying sun while her husband went to walk around and her son is playing in the water. Son is wondering about big boobs and big dicks but mother answers:”The bigger they are the dumber they are!”

Sex and the inner city Ep. 2

Kneisha meets sexy guy and she just can’t throw him out of her head. All the time she is trying to image many ways of having sex with that black guy. Meanwhile Meg is trying to make her boyfriend to pay more attention to her but nothing works. She even tried to scorch him with cigarete but only way that worked was – she started to flirt with another guy and it made Jonathan jealous.

Bitch

Never try to demand a divorce and to say everything you think about your husband when you are in car with him, especially when he is at the wheel.

Sharkbait

How do you think – will shark eat the whole women? No! it will spit out her ass hole. Want to know why? Then watch this.

Chubby plumper

Send very funny and sexy greeting to your friend. A man is fucking very big and fat girl. It looks so hot and sexy. Don’t believe? Then watch and will have no doubt.

Extra booty call Ep.2

In this part you can watch a live boardcast from the crime scene in Mardi Gras where Jake was murdered by that voodoo ass freak.

Burned again

It’s better to go to heaven not to hell. But if you get in hell don’t let your eyes to cheat you that sexy girl will do blowjob for you. You will be in her place.

Size is important

Size is very important! Not always you can sexy and hot woman only because you have big muscles, charming look and very athletic body. It is not about muscle size but size that you have in your pants!

Gypsy boobs

Tina’s boyfriend left her only because her breasts are too small. She decided to visit Pedro to enlarge her breasts. After she did it her boyfriend decided not to leave her but this time she wanted him to enlarge his penis because size does matter.

Farm Tools

Sexy farm girl will show for girls how to use orgasm pills. But men from farm will show you how to use bottle of milk as a dick enlarger.

Toaster Girl

This girl wants not only to have a refund for a bad toaster but also asks to grab her tits. She likes her tits to be squeezed when gets fucked.

Fingered

New way how to combine enjoyable with necessary. When you feel sick and need to throw up just ask someone to put finger in your ass.

Clown face

Two clowns are having blowjob with two hot chicks. How blonde reacts when clown cums in her mouth? Watch this flash joke.

Alladin

Wife waits till her husband is asleep and snoring. She quietly took Jenny in the bottle and started to rub the bottle. Instead of Jenny from the bottle flied out sperm in her face and only after Jenny.