Dear Penis, I don't think I like You anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all You do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. These are just a little part of lyrics from this fantastic song by Rodney Carrington. Sing along with Rodney!
You should never complain to you girlfriend that there’s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.
Man has bought glasses with which he can see through the closes. He was so happy and on his way home was watching on so many sexy ladies. When he got home he saw his wife and his best friends in bed naked but when he put them off they still were naked.
How many girls you have fucked? If you list is big then it will be easy for you to play this game. You have to watch so many cunts and find two similar. You can also train your memory.
An alien comes to our world with peace but his is not like us. This visitor looks like he wants to tell us a message like this: ”Fuck you!” But it is not what he wants to say he just wants to look around.
Ernie is observing sexy nursie and Buck. He is jealous on Buck because he is trying to fascinate sexy nursie. Later Buck and sexy nursie went to utility room to have sex and Ernie decided to watch from the airshaft. He crawled into airshaft and watched how sexy nursie and Buck were having crazy sex on the table. But Heavy flo noticed that Ernie was watching and tried to catch him.
With flying big dick you have to hit into the ass. Use keys on your computer with arrows up, down, left and right. If you need fuel use a nipple.
When your dick is on his own mind it’s much better for you. He has a lot bigger fantasy how to make your wife touch him by pretending as a little nice puppy. And your wife will be unsteady to embrace him.
Have you tried to imagine how would look sex movie in Stone Age? Watch how was create first and the most ancient sex movie. The main hero is fat dancing naked woman.
It is pornstars big night of glitz, glamor, and getting some ass fucked. Charlie is a hell of a night! Feel the excitement as we wait to find out who sucked the best dick of the year and get to see some fine titties and asses too!
Have you ever imagined Jackie Chan and Batman Fucking? Or maybe how Chuck Norris is making a blowjob for Godzilla? So your brain can have a brake in fantasies about ultimate orgy with so many movie stars. In this video all the possible movie and not only movie stars are included.
Charlie's a contestant on the show 'Who Wants To Do A Millionaire'. Watch how she answers questions and works with the audience. I guess fuck for correct answers or do something sexual as said in questions wouldn't be a problem for Charlie.
Very sexy blonde girl on the beach without bra. She allows you to play with her big breasts. Choose on the left or the right side nipple and you will be able to play with her sexy breasts.
Very sexy blonde girl wants to strip for you. Only if you will answer her questions and won’t be mistaken. Each right answer will dress her off. Concentrate on questions not on her sexy big boobs. O, and i forgot .. She's a Krystal Steal if someone wants to see porn with her ;)
Make britney. Change her body details as you like
Picture with very sexy and naked lady on it. Want to see her big breasts and hairy pussy? It is so easy. Just click with your computer mouse on numbers by turns.
Sexy striptease dancer. She will dance especially for you. Just write you first name and during her sexy dance you will see your name in very nasty place of her sexy body.
Charlie takes part in comedy broadcast of Jerry Seinfeld. He is a big lucky guy, because like in any other Charlie's episode this one will be filled of hot sex activities. Jerry and his friends will got a lot of fun with our cartoon princess. She will blow and ride. Charlie will show all her talents.
Hot Jennifer Lopez wants you to help her to choose what to wear. You can even leave her naked or dress in very sexy clothes.
You have to save Charlie from a lot of situations. She gets pulled over. Cops in Los Angeles are rough and tumble, but Charlie has dangerous woman weapons. She has to pay the price for speeding. Meet Charlie's new prison pall and give them a hand to escape.