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Gettin Hitched

Boy finds sexy virgin and takes her to his father to evaluate her. But his father seems to be negative to her and refuses her. But he can’t take his eyes of her big and sexy boobs.

Redhead wanted to see her granny but her mother told her:”You stupid bitch! Bad wolf will put off your little red dress, little red panties and fuck you!” But she didn’t listen and anyway went out of home. Watch what happened next.

Thoughtful

Joke about blonde sexy girls. She is trying to find a card but she can’t choose the right one. When salesman comes to help her you can listen to very funny conversation and laugh about her stupidity.

The Drunk

Drunk man is trying to tangle with one man in restaurant. He offends his mother saying that he fucked her hardly, and when he put his dick in her ass she was screaming like a pig. But everything that that boy answers is:”Go home dad! You are drunk enough!”

Pilot Error

Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.

Trailer trashed

Man gets up early to go to his lovers trailer to make a surprise because he is in love. When he gets there he sees his lover cheating him. He is so shocked but who is his lover? Man or woman?

Betrayed

Man came home and cought his sexy wife in bed with his best friend. He said to his wife:”Get the hell out of here!” But what he said to his best friend? He said:”Bad dog! Bad dog!”

Sex-Amination

Sexy girl came to doctor. He said to her to dress out but she was too embarrassed to do it in front of him and he offered her to turn the light off. When she was naked she asked him where to put her clothes and she got very interesting answer.

Leave it to Bush

George Bush is drawing a rabbit. George Busey came to visit him with two ferrets. Two little ferret donates $38000 to George Bush. He feels so grateful about it and offers them to have sex.

New Tattoo

You should never complain to you girlfriend that there’s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.

X-ray ted

Man has bought glasses with which he can see through the closes. He was so happy and on his way home was watching on so many sexy ladies. When he got home he saw his wife and his best friends in bed naked but when he put them off they still were naked.

The Visitor

An alien comes to our world with peace but his is not like us. This visitor looks like he wants to tell us a message like this: ”Fuck you!” But it is not what he wants to say he just wants to look around.

Cum Shot

When your dick is on his own mind it’s much better for you. He has a lot bigger fantasy how to make your wife touch him by pretending as a little nice puppy. And your wife will be unsteady to embrace him.

Two nuts

George W. Bush in mental hospital. He is sitting in his bed and imagining that he is driwing a car. Doctor asks him: “What are you doing?” George Bush answers: “I’m getting hell out of here!” Then doctor asks the same a man next to George Bush who is touching his dick and he answers:” I’m fucking his wife while he’s gone.”

Blowfrog

Advice for all women – never let your husband try blowfrog which makes the best blowjob ever. As soon as he tries this blowjob and will teach blowfrog to cook you will lost your husband.

Nose All

Every woman smells different but not all smells are pleasant. One man in the lift noses all sexy women who comes in but the last one not as sexy as we was waiting for. And about her smell – no comment!

The blonde cowboy

Is it possible that blond man is stupid as a blond woman? As we can see it is possible especially when sexy and hot girl is trying to fascinate blonde man by dressing off. He will do everything she says no matter what it is.

Side Effect

An old lady came to her doctor because she is worried about pills she is drinking. Pills make her hair grow in places on her body where they have never been. When doctor asked to show where exactly hair grows he had a little surprise.

Sperm-a-Cide

Very interesting situation when one guy decided to make a joke on his friend. He came into the sperm bank with gun and mask on his face and asked her to open the safe while she was trying to explain that it is sperm bank not money bank.

School Daze

Two dogs are having sex inside the crowd of pupils and all of them are watching this process. When sexy teacher noticed that she came outside to make them stop but everything she tried didn’t work. There was one little boy who knew how to make them stop.